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Array ( [sid] => 185397 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => That/'/s The Good Thing About Possum Innards [time] => 2018-08-30 22:22:32 [hometext] => This poem was inspired by The Beverly Hillbillies TV show. [bodytext] => That/'/s the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day.
But when our dinner guests see what Granny is cooking, they run away.
These city folks have the weirdest reactions that I/'/ve ever seen.
When we serve buzzard eggs, they puke after their faces turn green.
Jethro is my nephew, and I need have a long talk with that boy.
Mister Drysdale loves our money, but his wife is always annoyed.
Whenever we hear music, somebody is always at the door.
Even though Jethro is bigger, Elly May pins him to the floor.
People tend to catch on fire if they smoke after drinking from Granny/'/s still.
As long as we have 100 million, MR. Drysdale won/'/t let us leve Beverly Hills. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 82 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
That's The Good Thing About Possum Innards

Contributed by randyjohnson on Thursday, 30th August 2018 @ 10:22:32 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



That/'/s the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day.
But when our dinner guests see what Granny is cooking, they run away.
These city folks have the weirdest reactions that I/'/ve ever seen.
When we serve buzzard eggs, they puke after their faces turn green.
Jethro is my nephew, and I need have a long talk with that boy.
Mister Drysdale loves our money, but his wife is always annoyed.
Whenever we hear music, somebody is always at the door.
Even though Jethro is bigger, Elly May pins him to the floor.
People tend to catch on fire if they smoke after drinking from Granny/'/s still.
As long as we have 100 million, MR. Drysdale won/'/t let us leve Beverly Hills.




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Re: That's The Good Thing About Possum Innards (User Rating: 1 )
by Puppy_dog_eyes on Friday, 31st August 2018 @ 10:08:26 PM AEST
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Never really saw the program.
Perhaps I should, since you are extolling the virtujes of it
I will put it on my to do list

Steve


Re: That's The Good Thing About Possum Innards (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 1st September 2018 @ 07:50:19 AM AEST
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the Opossum eats insects, rodents, snails, birds eggs,
plays dead when in danger. I/'/m driving down the road,
what is that dead thing laying in the road I think, is that an opossum playing dead, with its insides all hanging out
as though it/'/s been completely flattened by a trucks heavy tires, what a pro. He really does look dead. And man, ugly.
Perhaps he waits for the road crew to come by and scrape what looks like his remains off the tarmac.
And then just before, he stuffs his innards back inside,
and like magic, coolly saunters off into the sunset.
This is gold, something a writer has waited to write all their life. "Eat, stuff, You", a Taxidermist song.
Peace!


Re: That's The Good Thing About Possum Innards (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 1st September 2018 @ 08:07:57 AM AEST
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Opossum Poet
I write, I eeeechhhh,
out a life, to point out
my prowess power, wearing
sunscreen SPC 95, they do not
say that I am a Marsupial
I came to life by marsupiun
pouch, Mars, is where I come
from. We left Mars then trolled
around the solar system a bit,
finding deciding on Earth.
We were designed to be
run over by cars and trucks well
before your people ever knew
what those things were.
Yes, Karl Benz, was one of
us. WE can do stuff, shape shift.
Take a good look at Karl Benz,
Look at his picture closely with
your human eyes.
The continents of Africa, Australia,
Asia, even South, Central and North America,
Woodrow Wilson, Teddy Roosevelt.
Yep, Opossum.
Chickens btw come from Uranus.
They were not even half as smart.
Ever hear of McNuggets boy?
Peace!


Re: That's The Good Thing About Possum Innards (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 1st September 2018 @ 08:14:45 AM AEST
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damn, I meant SPF.




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