Array ( [sid] => 186948 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Nothing Could Be Finer Than to Tell Them a One-Liner [time] => 2020-04-24 21:39:48 [hometext] => [bodytext] => “Do you have a bathroom?” is my favorite question yet.
I tell them it’s the little room with a toilet inside it.

When they drag their photos out of darling grandkids that
have one tooth and drool all day, I tend to brag right back,
by pointing out that I once had a boyfriend just like that.

When a policeman pulls me over I assure the man
that the affluence of inkohol is under my command,
and I am not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am.

The best gift you can give a bald man is a comb.
He will never part with it, history has shown.

I once heard two hats talking, and the first one said,
“You wait right here for me and I’ll go on a head”.

Pirates give away their age, especially when they’re 80.
Havent we all heard them say quite honestly “Aye Matey”?

Athletes get athlete’s foot, but most of us don’t know
That astronauts are similarly cursed with missle-toe.

How do poets say hello? This you ought to know.
They say “Haven’t we metaphor?”
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Nothing Could Be Finer Than to Tell Them a One-Liner
Date: Friday, 24th April 2020 @ 09:39:48 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: softerware
“Do you have a bathroom?” is my favorite question yet.
I tell them it’s the little room with a toilet inside it.

When they drag their photos out of darling grandkids that
have one tooth and drool all day, I tend to brag right back,
by pointing out that I once had a boyfriend just like that.

When a policeman pulls me over I assure the man
that the affluence of inkohol is under my command,
and I am not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am.

The best gift you can give a bald man is a comb.
He will never part with it, history has shown.

I once heard two hats talking, and the first one said,
“You wait right here for me and I’ll go on a head”.

Pirates give away their age, especially when they’re 80.
Havent we all heard them say quite honestly “Aye Matey”?

Athletes get athlete’s foot, but most of us don’t know
That astronauts are similarly cursed with missle-toe.

How do poets say hello? This you ought to know.
They say “Haven’t we metaphor?”
Now it’s time I go.

This poem is Copyright © softerware


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