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I/'/ve played them so much because they/'/re fun.
They became an important part of my life.
But I got an ultimatum from my ex-wife.
She told me to choose, she said it was either my video games or her.
When it came to making my decision, I wasn/'/t uncertain, I was sure.
I told her that I love my video games and that she could hit the road.
She screamed at the top of her lungs, she was mad enough to explode.
I wanted to play my games and I was tired of supporting her and her deadbeat sister.
She and her alcoholic sibling left and when it comes to my ex-wife, I haven/'/t missed her.
When it came to making my decision, she should/'/ve known what I would choose.
I/'/m free of a criticizing spouse and her sister who doesn/'/t know how to stop drinking booze.
Some say my decision was smart, some say it was stupid and others say it was odd.
But when my ex-wife and her sister packed their bags and left, I knew there is a God. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 86 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Ultimatum

Contributed by randyjohnson on Thursday, 2nd April 2020 @ 01:33:07 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I/'/ve been playing video games since 1981.
I/'/ve played them so much because they/'/re fun.
They became an important part of my life.
But I got an ultimatum from my ex-wife.
She told me to choose, she said it was either my video games or her.
When it came to making my decision, I wasn/'/t uncertain, I was sure.
I told her that I love my video games and that she could hit the road.
She screamed at the top of her lungs, she was mad enough to explode.
I wanted to play my games and I was tired of supporting her and her deadbeat sister.
She and her alcoholic sibling left and when it comes to my ex-wife, I haven/'/t missed her.
When it came to making my decision, she should/'/ve known what I would choose.
I/'/m free of a criticizing spouse and her sister who doesn/'/t know how to stop drinking booze.
Some say my decision was smart, some say it was stupid and others say it was odd.
But when my ex-wife and her sister packed their bags and left, I knew there is a God.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2020-04-02 01:33:07]
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Re: Ultimatum (User Rating: 1 )
by UNORTHODOX on Sunday, 12th April 2020 @ 10:05:42 PM AEST
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/Well this isn/'/t too far fetched, i enjoyed this/
/ it allows one to take a break from this reality that is, and smile for a moment or two. Thank you.

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