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But when I went back in time to meet her, I learned that she was not.
She wasn/'/t beautiful, not in the least.
I was the beauty and she was the beast.
She had warts on her face and her teeth were rotten.
I dumped her because it was an experience that/'/s best forgotten.
I traveled to a few years in the future and I had a question for John Rolfe, Pocahontas/'/ soon to be spouse.
When I asked how he could live with her ugliness, he said he made lots of moonshine and stayed soused. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 59 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Pocahontas Was Ugly

Contributed by randyjohnson on Tuesday, 28th May 2019 @ 01:55:21 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to meet her, I learned that she was not.
She wasn/'/t beautiful, not in the least.
I was the beauty and she was the beast.
She had warts on her face and her teeth were rotten.
I dumped her because it was an experience that/'/s best forgotten.
I traveled to a few years in the future and I had a question for John Rolfe, Pocahontas/'/ soon to be spouse.
When I asked how he could live with her ugliness, he said he made lots of moonshine and stayed soused.

Copyright Â© randyjohnson ... [ 2019-05-28 01:55:21]
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Re: Pocahontas Was Ugly (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Tuesday, 28th May 2019 @ 03:13:05 PM AEST
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lol...…….lovely!

Re: Pocahontas Was Ugly (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 2nd June 2019 @ 09:06:30 AM AEST
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Well the West had all its Blue Blood,
It was so taught to be better than the rest,
in it/'/s Blue Blood Lineage,
Did you ever meet Mary Queen of Scots,
Or Queen Elizabeth?
Yeah, most of them had English or Germanic names,
and yes, they were not someone who you would
get a tingle from,
A tingle, the king seeks a tingle, and all the marry maids
are taken in from where ever from all the lands
to excite the king, his majesty,
who quite frankly is disgustingly fat, and smells
quite a lot, and my god, he/'/s 60 inches of pock marked
bald headed pimply ooze

Sire, may I serve you a wash basin of pure peroxide
so as to make your zits less disgusting
to the wench?

NO, that is not necessary, please bring her in as I am now,

But Sire, please please be reasonable.

NO they never said such things because
the West is what is the word, IN BRED.

I am sorry to say that, but, It was not my idea that made it so / Thomas Cromwell said...

Peace!

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