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Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar lottery and then yelled "April Fool".
They sold me a fake lottery ticket with the winning numbers.
They started laughing and said that a person couldn/'/t be any dumber.
For a few minutes, they tricked me into thinking that I was a rich man.
I thought that I could drive a Rolls Royce and throw away my minivan.
When those idiots yelled "April Fool", all hell broke loose.
They thought it was funny and didn/'/t expect such abuse.
I beat the hell out of all three of them and they made loud thuds when they fell.
I/'/m as poor as I ever was and now I/'/ll be spending the next year or two in jail.
I/'/m in a lot of trouble, I also broke some other things in addition to breaking the law.
When I repeatedly punched those convenience store clerks, I broke their ribs and jaws.
My obese mother-in-law just yelled "April Fool" after saying that she was going to pay my bail.
I just knocked her on her bloated butt so now I guess I/'/ll be spending even more time in jail. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 60 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

April Fool's Prank

Contributed by randyjohnson on Monday, 1st April 2019 @ 06:22:38 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.
Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar lottery and then yelled "April Fool".
They sold me a fake lottery ticket with the winning numbers.
They started laughing and said that a person couldn/'/t be any dumber.
For a few minutes, they tricked me into thinking that I was a rich man.
I thought that I could drive a Rolls Royce and throw away my minivan.
When those idiots yelled "April Fool", all hell broke loose.
They thought it was funny and didn/'/t expect such abuse.
I beat the hell out of all three of them and they made loud thuds when they fell.
I/'/m as poor as I ever was and now I/'/ll be spending the next year or two in jail.
I/'/m in a lot of trouble, I also broke some other things in addition to breaking the law.
When I repeatedly punched those convenience store clerks, I broke their ribs and jaws.
My obese mother-in-law just yelled "April Fool" after saying that she was going to pay my bail.
I just knocked her on her bloated butt so now I guess I/'/ll be spending even more time in jail.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2019-04-01 18:22:38]
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