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I was struck by a bolt of lightning because I angered The Lord.
God is cracking down on those who break his Ten Commandments.
You/'/d better listen to what I/'/m saying because I/'/m making a lot of sense.
When I chose to be a used car salesman, it wasn/'/t a decision that was wise.
God struck me with leprosy because it/'/s my job to constantly tell lies.
I haven/'/t broken just a few of God/'/s Commandments, I/'/ve broken all ten.
God is cracking down, he is making me pay for each and every sin.
Because I/'/ve become a leper, I can/'/t get a date with a woman on any night.
When women see me, they wet themselves and start running because of fright.
I have this advice for you, God/'/s Ten Commandments are what you must obey.
God is cracking down, if you break any of his Commandments, you will pay. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 67 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

God Is Cracking Down

Contributed by randyjohnson on Saturday, 16th March 2019 @ 05:01:28 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I broke one of God/'/s Commandments when I stole an extension cord.
I was struck by a bolt of lightning because I angered The Lord.
God is cracking down on those who break his Ten Commandments.
You/'/d better listen to what I/'/m saying because I/'/m making a lot of sense.
When I chose to be a used car salesman, it wasn/'/t a decision that was wise.
God struck me with leprosy because it/'/s my job to constantly tell lies.
I haven/'/t broken just a few of God/'/s Commandments, I/'/ve broken all ten.
God is cracking down, he is making me pay for each and every sin.
Because I/'/ve become a leper, I can/'/t get a date with a woman on any night.
When women see me, they wet themselves and start running because of fright.
I have this advice for you, God/'/s Ten Commandments are what you must obey.
God is cracking down, if you break any of his Commandments, you will pay.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2019-03-16 17:01:28]
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Re: God Is Cracking Down (User Rating: 1 )
by Jecks on Monday, 18th March 2019 @ 01:25:53 PM AEST
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Ooopps by writing something fictional, does that mean you just broke another one??? :)

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