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Array ( [sid] => 185994 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby [time] => 2019-03-12 01:09:35 [hometext] => A fictional poem about pregnancy and deception. [bodytext] => Your wife isn/'/t carrying your baby, she/'/s carrying mine.
She wanted me to marry her but I had to decline.
She didn/'/t want tongues to wag about her being an unwed mother.
She was afraid of people/'/s reactions, that/'/s why she married you after becoming your lover.
She pushed her mother down the stairs because she/'/s very mean.
She posted naked pictures of me on Facebook, she/'/s also obscene.
I/'/d had enough of her cruel behavior and I decided to dump her then and there.
When I learned she told you that you/'/re the father, I had to tell you because it/'/s unfair.
I can/'/t let her do this to you, I can/'/t and won/'/t keep quiet.
You may not believe me and you may even want to fight.
When the baby is born, I/'/ll tell you what you must do and it will be for the best.
You can prove that she/'/s pulling the wool over your eyes with a DNA test.
I will gladly give her money for child support because it/'/s my baby.
And when I tell you that you must have your marriage annulled, I don/'/t mean maybe. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 71 [topic] => 25 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => MiscPoems )
Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby

Contributed by randyjohnson on Tuesday, 12th March 2019 @ 01:09:35 AM in AEST
Topic: MiscPoems



Your wife isn/'/t carrying your baby, she/'/s carrying mine.
She wanted me to marry her but I had to decline.
She didn/'/t want tongues to wag about her being an unwed mother.
She was afraid of people/'/s reactions, that/'/s why she married you after becoming your lover.
She pushed her mother down the stairs because she/'/s very mean.
She posted naked pictures of me on Facebook, she/'/s also obscene.
I/'/d had enough of her cruel behavior and I decided to dump her then and there.
When I learned she told you that you/'/re the father, I had to tell you because it/'/s unfair.
I can/'/t let her do this to you, I can/'/t and won/'/t keep quiet.
You may not believe me and you may even want to fight.
When the baby is born, I/'/ll tell you what you must do and it will be for the best.
You can prove that she/'/s pulling the wool over your eyes with a DNA test.
I will gladly give her money for child support because it/'/s my baby.
And when I tell you that you must have your marriage annulled, I don/'/t mean maybe.




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Re: Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Wednesday, 13th March 2019 @ 09:36:54 PM AEST
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This was a bit funny upfront...A great flow all the way through too. Nice!




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