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[sid] => 89355
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => DISH & SPOON, SPLITTING UP
[time] => 2005-03-30 16:36:22
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[bodytext] => "I've had enough" said the Dish "The curtians keep twitchin' people are talkin' I'm sick of the bichin It's not right dont you see? It was never meant to be. You and me? Give it a week, then I expect you to be gone." "But Dish" said the Spoon "Dont you love me any more?" "I never loved you, anyway you were just a little whore. I was drunk. It was dark. We were tanked up with rum and anyway, its that Dog's fault, he was eggin me on!" "But the moon" said the Spoon "It was full. Ask the Cow! It was romantic you said you loved me so what's changed now?" "Nothings changed, I lied I just wanted sex and I couldn't do the Cat 'coz she was my ex! Just go will you Spoon. Get out of my life and anyway there's someone else Spoon... ..meet Knife. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 178 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Staggg [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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