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[aid] => mick
[title] => Underpants
[time] => 2002-08-30 23:06:33
[hometext] => Repost from old site
I’ll apologize now! This is weird and I know it. I just don't know what's gotten into me. [bodytext] => (An adapted Version!) I see London I see France I see your underpants Are they big? Are they small? Are they gonna fall? I see London I see France I still see your underpants Is that green? Is that gold? Is that mold!? I see London I see France I don’t wanna see your underpants They are big! They are green! They aren’t clean! I see London I see France There are things growing on your underpants They stink! They crawl! They’ve been there since last fall! I see London I see France The C.D.C. threw out your underpants! They were toxic They did run They had to shoot them with a tranquillizer gun! June 2002 [comments] => 3 [counter] => 200 [topic] => 7 [informant] => LJ [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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