 |
Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+ |
Custom Search
|
|
|
||||
| Welcome ! | Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link | 29-May 13:34:53 AEST | ||
|
|
||||
|
|
||||
|
|
||||
|
Array
(
[sid] => 20683
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Finding Mr. Right!!!
[time] => 2003-07-19 18:05:00
[hometext] => Everyone in my family, except me, is concerned about my lack of dating. I am about to graduate college and they have all upped their efforts. I’m only 22 and they act as if I will never date and marry! I’m just picky, and MY Mr. Right will come along some day!
[bodytext] => Creeping round the corner Peering over the ledge Seeing Mr. Right Sitting on the edge Should I fluff my hair Should I show a little thigh Should I powder my nose Or pull up my knee high So I walk up behind him And gracefully say Excuse me Sir, My Grand daughter is free if you are not gay. Some may laugh Some may jeer But watch out men When my grandmother is near!!! She’s on a quest She just won’t quit To find me a man Cause I just don’t fit She’s looking for a Y chromosome Small town guy Preferably rich Don’t ask me why A good family background Looks aren’t a must She didn’t ask me Why bother with the fuss She’d marry me off If she had her way Thank God for me I can run away!!! [comments] => 6 [counter] => 363 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lj [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
|
Menu
· 
Poetry
Community
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©
Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster
All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.
Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com