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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Easter Bunny
[time] => 2020-04-12 22:25:55
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[bodytext] => You may find it to be amusing but I don/'/t think it/'/s one bit funny. I have a twenty year old son who still believes in the Easter Bunny. I tried to raise him to be normal but sadly, I was bound to fail. He also believes in the Tooth Fairy and the Wizard of Oz as well. When it came a tornado, he started singing "Over The Rainbow". He thought that instead of being killed, Oz was where he would go. Luckily, that tornado wasn/'/t severe and no people were killed. I/'/ve failed to convince my son that the Easter Bunny isn/'/t real. When he sees kids hunting Easter eggs, he says they were hidden by the Easter Bunny. Will somebody please take my son off my hands, I/'/m prepared to pay a lot of money. I/'/m scared of my son because he/'/s obviously a lunatic and I don/'/t know what to do. Don/'/t laugh, you could also end up with a grown son who believes in the Easter Bunny too. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 49 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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