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[title] => Middle Aged Charlie Brown
[time] => 2019-08-15 16:35:56
[hometext] => A parody of the Peanuts Comic Strip.
[bodytext] => As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.
Back then I could laugh about it and I didn/'/t give a hoot.
But now that I/'/m fifty-one years old, it isn/'/t cute anymore.
Yesterday, Lucy pulled away the football like the many times before.
I punched her really hard and I knocked that slut to the ground.
Here came Linus to defend his sister and I had to take him down.
I pounded on his head and I crammed his blanket up his butt.
Schroeder joined in and I knocked him out with an uppercut.
I even had to beat up Peppermint Patty.
Maybe I shouldn/'/t have called her a fatty.
Charles Schulz made me lack self confidence when I was a kid and that wasn/'/t good.
If I could travel back in time to beat the crap out of him, you/'/d better believe I would.
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Middle Aged Charlie Brown
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 15th August 2019 @ 04:35:56 PM in AEST
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As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.
Back then I could laugh about it and I didn/'/t give a hoot.
But now that I/'/m fifty-one years old, it isn/'/t cute anymore.
Yesterday, Lucy pulled away the football like the many times before.
I punched her really hard and I knocked that slut to the ground.
Here came Linus to defend his sister and I had to take him down.
I pounded on his head and I crammed his blanket up his butt.
Schroeder joined in and I knocked him out with an uppercut.
I even had to beat up Peppermint Patty.
Maybe I shouldn/'/t have called her a fatty.
Charles Schulz made me lack self confidence when I was a kid and that wasn/'/t good.
If I could travel back in time to beat the crap out of him, you/'/d better believe I would.
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Re: Middle Aged Charlie Brown
(User Rating: 1 ) by reprobate on
Sunday, 18th August 2019 @ 10:06:16 PM AEST (User
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Funny stuff! I can certainly relate.
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Re: Middle Aged Charlie Brown
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Saturday, 31st August 2019 @ 08:52:59 AM AEST (User
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felix the cat,
the wonder wonderful cat
when ever he gets in a fix
he reaches into his bag of tricks
you/'/ll laugh so hard your sides will
ache, your heart will go pitter patt
Hey what is that the professor, you know, your own uncle is saying, Poindexter?
meanwhile;
The master cylinder has left Felix
adrift in the vacuum of space.
for ransom,
A million dollars the master cylinder
has requested.
That is a lot of zeroes after the numeral one
And space is a vacuum - it is sad but true.
And this cartoon was made
in 1959,
ha ha ha ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Yet still Felix says,
I will never give up...
Never!!!
Master Cylinder and his evil
ways just will never succeed.
They just wont!
Peace! |
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