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[aid] => mick
[title] => Why I/'/m Not In School
[time] => 2019-07-31 12:24:57
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[bodytext] => People are saying that I/'/m a rotten kid. They/'/re mad and can/'/t believe what I did. Summer vacation is at an end and I didn/'/t want to return to school. I had fun during the last two months and seeing it end wasn/'/t cool. I slashed the tires on the school bus and poured sugar in the gas tank. When my parents found out, I was taken to the woodshed and spanked. They repaired the school bus so I decided to make a Molotov Cocktail. When I used it to burn the school down, the police threw me in jail. I/'/m locked in a cell and my cellmate smells like a cesspool. But that is paradise compared to having to go to school. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 70 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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