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[aid] => mick
[title] => Fun with candy bar names
[time] => 2019-05-19 18:19:57
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[bodytext] => mr goodbar was caught playing with his crunch bar while almond joy was feeling her mounds. whachamacallit was having fun with Mike and ike trying get them to share their Boston baked beans for a piece of her kitkat bar. while playing with her peppermint patty as it was nice and smooth. Mrs. reese`s peanut butter cups were a handful for mr lemonhead`s tongue his sour center was bitter sweet. Her bottle caps filled her shirt just right snug not loose but just right. while she was enjoying a bit o honey felling silly as she snickers quietly to her self. she made a deal with him for a night at the hundred grand hotel for a payday. Mr m&m simply replied I melt in your mouth not in your hands so you my dear Sugar babies can`t be Made. Ms chunky was feeling funky cause she couldn`t have a taste of milky way. Lonely she was on fifth ave and the clark bar looking at the eye candy sir heath playing the piano mmm I could melt his Charleston chew with just her thoughts. To her dismay embarrassed by a thought of musketeers she shouted out loud o Henry as she slip off the bar stool and fainted. Zagnut rushed to her aide when she opened her eyes at home in bed from a dream oh my she said my she is wet with cookies and cream. Never the same with think clean of candy bar names. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 51 [topic] => 7 [informant] => SPOKENWORDARTIST [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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