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[sid] => 186131
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I/'/m Tired of Your Damn Complaints
[time] => 2019-04-16 14:12:39
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => You asked for my help because you have a broken arm and leg. I/'/ve been helping you because I hate to see a grown man beg. But all you do is whine and complain. I/'/m sick of it, you/'/re such a pain. Your wife got sick of hearing you so she packed her bags and walked out the door. She is luckier than me, she doesn/'/t have to put up with your big mouth anymore. When I cook, you yell because your eggs are runny and your bacon is burned. You don/'/t like how I make your bed and there is something that I/'/ve learned. Even though I/'/m doing your chores for free, you can/'/t and won/'/t be satisfied. When you threw your coffee in my face, I hit you and like a little girl, you cried. When I took your clothes to the dry cleaner, they lost your favorite shirt. You/'/re blaming me and I/'/m so fed up that I/'/ll turn savage and you/'/ll get hurt. I wish you would get laryngitis because you/'/re so outspoken. And if you had paid the loan shark on time, your limbs wouldn/'/t be broken. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 80 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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