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[sid] => 186055
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Detestable Car Salesman
[time] => 2019-03-25 23:41:00
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => I/'/ve been a used car salesman for twenty years, it/'/s my job to lie and cheat. When it comes to how I do my job, you/'/d better believe that there is deceit. I hired a man but he wouldn/'/t roll the odometers back. He said that he was honest so I gave him the sack. I no longer personally roll the odometers back because when I did it, I was arrested. My cellmate beat the hell out of me because all used car salesmen are detested. When people give me advice about becoming honest, I ignore it. When I sold a Bug, I said it was the car that was used in the Herbie movies and I was paid two hundred grand for it. My favorite customers are those who have plenty of money and are naive. When people ask me to lower my prices, I cuss them out and tell them to leave. I sold a car without telling the buyer about its worn out brakes. Now she/'/s angry because she ended up driving the car in a lake. When it comes to me and my job, people hate my demeanor. If you buy a vehicle from me, I will take you to the cleaners. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 56 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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