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[sid] => 186025
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Pinched and Punched
[time] => 2019-03-18 21:17:09
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => People pinched me yesterday and they got punched. I didn/'/t just hit a couple of people, I hit a bunch. I was wearing green but people didn/'/t know it. When it comes to dealing with people, I blow it. People didn/'/t know that my underwear was green. It was because my undies hadn/'/t been washed in three years, that/'/s obscene. When people pinched me, I made them pay. I wound up going to jail on Saint Patrick/'/s Day. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 116 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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