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[aid] => Mick
[title] => A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
[time] => 2003-01-08 05:20:00
[hometext] => I had to share this too...my mom gave it to me! It's sooo cute! I absolutely love it. Thanks Mom! I hope you do too!
[bodytext] => A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings Bundles of magazines tied up with string- These are a few of my favorite things Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses Polident and fixodent and false teeth in glasses Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak When my bones creak, When my knees go bad- Then I remember my favorite things, And then I don’t feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions No spicy hot foods nor food cooked with onions Bath robes and “heat” pads and hot meals they bring These are a few of my favorite things Back pains, confused brain, and no fear of sinning Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinning And we won’t mention our short shrunken frames- When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, when the hips break When eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I’ve had And then I don’t feel so bad- And then I remember the great life I’ve had And then I don’t feel soooooo - baaaaaaad!!!!!!! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 211 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Vixen99 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 14 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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