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[aid] => mick
[title] => EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
[time] => 2005-05-13 23:45:55
[hometext] => I've had this disease for quite a while, I have a very bad case, so it was hard to write about with a smile
[bodytext] => 
EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
Flesh indented--inverted holes,
it's called "Cellulite," Okay?
I understand the synonym's frustrated.
Diet for years and years.....won't go 'way!
Cellulite's a disease called, "Fat Parted!"
Let me see if I can explain......
Ever see Swiss Cheese?
Configure it with flesh.......fat slain.
Prevalent on old lady's bodies
Rolls and rolls of holes.....
Filled with fat and folds.
An orange you ever peeled?
Like rounds and rounds of fat congealed.
No problem you say?
Let me please explain some more.
It's ugly, demeaning crochet decay!
I might add--quite an eyesore.
So far as scientist can find
Only a shark loves it, with his sick mind!
Forget those "solid" days,
This is one disease you'll have always!
Attacking the legs foremost,
Resembling a termite eaten bedpost
No amount of walking or exercise,
Will downsize bum, legs or thighs.
![](http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/22010840-S.jpg")
Unusual, of course, but true,
Some insects suffer this curse too.
Yes, history will record
the demise of the bikini.....
With cellulite, your bum's no beauty!
Created by
Lovingcritters
May 13, 2005
 on
 ue
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Better to have a 'cellulite' bum,
than no bum at all!"
"Cellubrite Smiles"
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EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
Contributed by
Lovingcritters
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Friday, 13th May 2005 @ 11:45:55 PM in AEST
Topic:
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EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
Flesh indented--inverted holes,
it's called "Cellulite," Okay?
I understand the synonym's frustrated.
Diet for years and years.....won't go 'way!
Cellulite's a disease called, "Fat Parted!"
Let me see if I can explain......
Ever see Swiss Cheese?
Configure it with flesh.......fat slain.
Prevalent on old lady's bodies
Rolls and rolls of holes.....
Filled with fat and folds.
An orange you ever peeled?
Like rounds and rounds of fat congealed.
No problem you say?
Let me please explain some more.
It's ugly, demeaning crochet decay!
I might add--quite an eyesore.
So far as scientist can find
Only a shark loves it, with his sick mind!
Forget those "solid" days,
This is one disease you'll have always!
Attacking the legs foremost,
Resembling a termite eaten bedpost
No amount of walking or exercise,
Will downsize bum, legs or thighs.
Unusual, of course, but true,
Some insects suffer this curse too.
Yes, history will record
the demise of the bikini.....
With cellulite, your bum's no beauty!
Created by
Lovingcritters
May 13, 2005
on
ue
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Better to have a 'cellulite' bum,
than no bum at all!"
"Cellubrite Smiles"
Copyright ©
Lovingcritters
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2005-05-13 23:45:55]
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by MorningDove on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 12:01:24 AM AEST
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I just wish it looked as good as that orange does, lmao. Connie, you are just absolutely a delightul nut.
Rita |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by mina-1 on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 12:18:16 AM AEST
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Momma ConSue u made me lmao. I love ya momma regardless. With or without cellulite.
Your heart is precious and made of gold.
Thanks for the insight on this curse that haunts us forever. Always a sheer pleasure to read ur wonderful work.
Love ya momma,
from ur brat # 2,
~sue~
PS Have u heard from Emy lately? |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by Vampirequeen on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 01:15:14 AM AEST
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Lmao that is so funny and cute connie.
so refreshing and fun.
Ritas right if only we look as good as the orange peel.
anyways as always this is awsome write. |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by Kyarn on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 04:21:45 AM AEST
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| This amused me greatly, and the pictures made me laugh even more. |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by brokenwings on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 04:33:55 AM AEST
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| lmao i love it great write.. |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by Sinned on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 07:47:32 AM AEST
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Lovingcritters
Beauty is not seen totaly by sight.
Its whats inside.
I laughted so hard I nearly cried.
Anyway it is the sharks delight.
Now what can I do with my mans decline ?
I have a belly of too much beer and wine.
Yet I hardly drink at anytime
Do you suppose ?
I have mans curse ?
Sinned |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by sweetangeluk on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 10:28:26 AM AEST
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Lol loved it. Tried many different lotions but no luck. Brilliant poem
Love Angelxxxxx |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by LOWMAN613 on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 10:46:23 AM AEST
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| Conn,You are too funny! This had me in stiches! Loved it like I love ya! Christina |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 12:13:39 PM AEST
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Leave it to you Connie to write about "that"!
As funny as you make it sound I can tell its a frustarting thing for you. If you can't get rid of it at least you can make fun of it, and seeing as how you are so loved already, "that" really doesn't matter. |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by bernard on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 12:20:25 PM AEST
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| Commie a delightful poem on a horrible topic I zoo have a lot of fat my tummy is laje a moonfield. It does help to keep one warm though Hugs from bernard. |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by blowfish_jane on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 03:09:56 PM AEST
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OMG LMAO. This was just insanely brilliant. Thanks for the laugh.
Jane xxx |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by Elizabeth_Dandy on
Saturday, 14th May 2005 @ 06:58:20 PM AEST
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This is what real art is all about.
Make out of something so disgraceful the cream of cream of gracefulness.
Laughed so hard, dear me,- when you are real down go to Connie and yoju will e uplifted.
Thanks for the "LIFT"
from, the "tenebres" (French = the darknesss) into the World of "Wonders"!
Be blessed
Havea a wonderful Pentecost.
Warm love
Elizabeth |
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Re: EVERY WOMAN'S CURSE
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by Lionel on
Sunday, 5th June 2005 @ 09:49:49 AM AEST
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| Very humorous poem about a minor distraction. Enjoyed it. Bet there is a good reason for it though: ( As all aging - to take away confidence in the flesh --- maybe? ) God bless |
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