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[sid] => 93426
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Sexual
[time] => 2005-05-05 20:30:45
[hometext] => lmao---I don't know. Good for a laugh if nothing else! I was in a weird mood...
[bodytext] => I'm shooting up a flare for a lover's call---I see you looking...
come take my hand we'll have a ball
Look into my eyes; what do you see?
I can fulfill your sexual fantasy...
Now touch me once, then stroke yourself
and lay me down and park in my house
sexual innuendos are my niche;
I made a poem about sex, and made sex chic
but just before you reached your peak;
a praying mantis bit off your head before you could speak....
[comments] => 23
[counter] => 379
[topic] => 2
[informant] => hauntedscorp
[notes] =>
[ihome] => 0
[alanguage] => english
[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 43
[ratings] => 9
[editpoem] => 1
[associated] =>
[topicname] => LovePoetry
)
Sexual
Contributed by
hauntedscorp
on
Thursday, 5th May 2005 @ 08:30:45 PM in AEST
Topic:
LovePoetry
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I'm shooting up a flare for a lover's call---I see you looking...
come take my hand we'll have a ball
Look into my eyes; what do you see?
I can fulfill your sexual fantasy...
Now touch me once, then stroke yourself
and lay me down and park in my house
sexual innuendos are my niche;
I made a poem about sex, and made sex chic
but just before you reached your peak;
a praying mantis bit off your head before you could speak....
Copyright ©
hauntedscorp
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2005-05-05 20:30:45]
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Re: Sexual
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by pUnKa_RaCh on
Thursday, 5th May 2005 @ 08:34:05 PM AEST
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| haha i like it! |
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Re: Sexual
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by shelby on
Thursday, 5th May 2005 @ 08:37:38 PM AEST
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| whew was all steamy and then the end hit wham this was good very very good |
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Re: Sexual
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by blue_angel on
Thursday, 5th May 2005 @ 08:38:58 PM AEST
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hahaha... i like it. its funny sort of... provocative in a way lol. good stuff...
luv n hugs,
jennie* |
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Re: Sexual
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by Zeldianus on
Thursday, 5th May 2005 @ 09:11:10 PM AEST
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| LOL. very humerous. |
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Re: Sexual
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by freckle on
Thursday, 5th May 2005 @ 09:22:19 PM AEST
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Hee Hee...LMAO...I love the ending!
Carol |
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Re: Sexual
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by Silent-No-More on
Thursday, 5th May 2005 @ 10:54:45 PM AEST
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Your note at the top set this up nicely... *laughs*. Very... uh... entertaining this was! lol
Oh and... hey, Scorp... have you ever seen a praying mantis up close? We see them 'round here on occasion. I couldn't help but think... well, they... um... have very little mouths... ????
~Snemmy~
(who thought way too much about that) |
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Re: Sexual
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by DorianChambers on
Friday, 6th May 2005 @ 12:51:27 AM AEST
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nice write very open and honest . . .
Dorian Chambers |
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Re: Sexual
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 6th May 2005 @ 08:30:23 AM AEST
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Great poem , very humerous.
Leia |
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Re: Sexual
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 6th May 2005 @ 08:53:32 AM AEST
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Ummmm....LOL clever you are!
What a sense of humor! |
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Re: Sexual
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by Aquaelius on
Friday, 6th May 2005 @ 12:35:23 PM AEST
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So really... does that mean that it was good? Or maybe that it wasn't so good, but you are having some faults... huh?
I liked it.
Aq. |
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Re: Sexual
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by jyssvw22 on
Friday, 6th May 2005 @ 06:32:22 PM AEST
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| very nice...i loved this one too |
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Re: Sexual
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by Thin_skin on
Tuesday, 10th May 2005 @ 06:39:20 AM AEST
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| Trust me to click on this poem first. Its cool x |
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Re: Sexual
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by darkangeleyes57 on
Wednesday, 18th May 2005 @ 11:50:55 AM AEST
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| lol... this was good!! |
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Re: Sexual
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by Nazmythian on
Friday, 20th May 2005 @ 10:51:40 AM AEST
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Now that's just wrong !!! You could have at least waited a few seconds more !!! LOL
Nazzy ~
( cute and yet, disturbing... Scorp )
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Re: Sexual
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by seci on
Monday, 30th May 2005 @ 12:12:02 PM AEST
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| haha.oh my god. i like it |
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Re: Sexual
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 1st June 2005 @ 10:28:02 AM AEST
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| Holy s***!!! That had to hurt!!! lol I love it and your sense of humor! :) |
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Re: Sexual
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by i_heart_herby on
Thursday, 2nd June 2005 @ 07:01:33 AM AEST
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| lol very nice! I liked is a lot! |
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Re: Sexual
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by pixie on
Sunday, 5th June 2005 @ 01:20:42 PM AEST
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sexy, steamy and a great write :)
pix xx |
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Re: Sexual
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by secretwind on
Monday, 3rd October 2005 @ 10:16:25 PM AEST
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love the climax of this one...
he he
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Re: Sexual
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 21st November 2014 @ 03:14:02 PM AEST
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lmao!
hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: Sexual
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 23rd November 2014 @ 01:23:39 AM AEST
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Re: Sexual
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by deadreckoning1983 on
Sunday, 23rd November 2014 @ 07:56:41 PM AEST
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| WHAT?!?!?! OMG i am laughing so hard. you are the best! |
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Re: Sexual
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 10th February 2015 @ 12:33:49 AM AEST
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The hell you say!!!!!!
This is one of the all time best!!!
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