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Array ( [sid] => 90147 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Deliver Me From These 34-D's!!!!!! [time] => 2005-04-06 19:51:59 [hometext] => Why am I cused with these IMPOSSIBLE things?!?! I hate my breasts! Take them! Please!!!! [bodytext] => Why am I cursed with this outrageous bust
if I can never fulfill my lust?

All they do is irritate
and cause some folks to hesitate.

So many cry that they don’t have enough bust to slake
but I shout at them, “They’re yours to take!
They are of no us to me.
You try finding a 34-D
in with all the ‘juniors’ clothes!”
Oh how I hate those toothpick bimbos.

Just leave me with my cumbersome tits
as you wear a shirt that fits. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 175 [topic] => 6 [informant] => WorthlesSanity666 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry )

Deliver Me From These 34-D's!!!!!!

Contributed by WorthlesSanity666 on Wednesday, 6th April 2005 @ 07:51:59 PM in AEST
Topic: AngryPoetry

Why am I cursed with this outrageous bust
if I can never fulfill my lust?

All they do is irritate
and cause some folks to hesitate.

So many cry that they don’t have enough bust to slake
but I shout at them, “They’re yours to take!
They are of no us to me.
You try finding a 34-D
in with all the ‘juniors’ clothes!”
Oh how I hate those toothpick bimbos.

Just leave me with my cumbersome tits
as you wear a shirt that fits.

Copyright Â© WorthlesSanity666 ... [ 2005-04-06 19:51:59]
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Re: Deliver Me From These 34-D's!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by deadheadpoet on Wednesday, 6th April 2005 @ 09:34:29 PM AEST
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Hey I hear you sister. I am a busty gal as well, and they can be a pain. No pretty bras for us D girls hard to run without slapping yourself in the face, and sometimes I feel like that's all people look at are my boobs. And dammit after 2 kids they just don't sit like they used too! LOL Big indentations on my shoulders from bras and big boobs do wonders for your back. Why on earth anyone would want implants is beyond my knowledge. Well, much peace to you.

Re: Deliver Me From These 34-D's!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Thursday, 7th April 2005 @ 03:21:10 PM AEST
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I couldn't help but laugh because I am one of those "toothpick bimbos". You know being on the opposite spectrum I can say that the toothpicks envy the bosoms that is why they get implants.

The grass always looks greener.

Kie (Who very much enjoyed this poem)

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