Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+ |
Custom Search
|
|
||||
Welcome ! | Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link | 02-June 22:04:49 AEST | ||
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
Array
(
[sid] => 87816
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => HAVE YOU EVER
[time] => 2005-03-17 20:42:26
[hometext] => IM BACK IN THE FLESH
[bodytext] => HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A POODLE WITH A NOODLE? A BEAGLE WITH AN EAGLE. A CHOW WITH A COWLICK IN HIS HAIR. A BEAR ON MEDICARE. EVER SEEN A ROTTIE DRINK A TOTTIE. EVER SEEN A SHEPARD HAVE SPOTS LIKE A LEPARD. EVER SEEN A SQUIRREL NAMED EARL. EVER SEEN A COCKATEIL WITH SEX APPEAL EVER SEEN AN APPLE WITH OUT A PEEL . OR A SHOE WITH OUT AN HEEL . OR A POET WHO IS NOT REAL. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 142 [topic] => 7 [informant] => thepoet [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
|