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[sid] => 85012
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => dan
[time] => 2005-02-20 01:14:05
[hometext] => i was so... SOOOOO bored
[bodytext] => There was a man, his name was dan. Dan was an uptight fellow, who didn't even know there was such thing as mellow. One night dan got drunk, and learned to have fun, he was full of spunk. Dan decided he wanted to be free, so up he went he climbed a tree. To bad he feel off and his his head, poor Dan now lays dead. Heres a lesson to learn from this night, being drunk and height, don't mix, because you end up in a tree, falling on sitcks. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 146 [topic] => 7 [informant] => karmen [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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