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[aid] => mick
[title] => Here's to all those boys
[time] => 2005-02-08 17:42:54
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[bodytext] => You're a retro Buckle man model At our prom you only kissed all of The girls who think the mall is like The human mother ship. Your girlfriend is a biker but she's Crude and I don't like her much She's like a cat who's gonna strike and That don't sit with me. Your cousin thinks he's really hot But honestly he's really not He's obsessed with me an awful lot And that just creeps me out. Your dad is like a psychopath He's scared of trees and complex math He threatens me with the untold wrath Of Captain James T. Kirk. Your neighbor, he stares through the fence If you ask I'd say he's rather tense He kicks his car until it dents I think that he's insane. Here's to all those boys Who'll never be prince charming They think that girls are merely toys But is that so alarming? Here's to all those boys Who've lost a nut or screw Their quarks could be just complex ploys Perhaps they're just confused. Here's to all those boys Who'll never get it right They think that dates are Monster Trucks And making out at night. Here's to all those boys Here's to all their dates Here's to all their future wives, Abused by all the fates. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 148 [topic] => 43 [informant] => Aslinn [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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