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[aid] => mick
[title] => Mimi, The Shoe Nazi
[time] => 2005-01-28 16:21:19
[hometext] => Okay so this might be a rant too ... but I have to laugh at what I go through when dropping off stat labs (rare occurence)
[bodytext] => Mimi, the Shoe Nazi Okay so you thought that Mimi from the Drew Cary Show was frightening. So did I until I met the local Shoe Nazi! Seinfeld has the Soup Nazi while LabCorp has the Shoe Nazi, and I’ve often wondered what could be worse. At least the Soup Nazi doesn’t inspect your feet, nor act all smug up in your face. He’s a mean one, nothing more! But the Shoe Nazi, WATCH OUT! She’ll spy open heeled shoes from a mile away. Then she gets up in your face, well as best she can for she’s a short one! Yellow hair, total dye job, bad one. And the make-up, looks just like Mimi! Just not as obese. Perhaps she thinks that she can bully those walking in, not even working there, just there to drop off labs for STAT. I’ve watched her, watching those of us who pass by her. Those beady little eyes, surveying all that she can see until THERE!!! She spots me. Even if they are nursing regulation, she doesn’t care. She’s the Shoe Nazi, and it’s her job to condemn you. Perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad if she would do it with a little bit of flair. Yet, I do truly wonder if Mimi the Shoe Nazi has a bit of a foot fetish. None of the other technicians stares at anyone’s feet! They’re all busy doing their jobs. Maybe being the Shoe Nazi is her job! I think she needs a young man with stamina to set her straight. Or perhaps leather and whip, where she’s the submissive. Give her a taste of her own medicine, with a twist. Mimi, the Shoe Nazi, what a *****. [comments] => 7 [counter] => 208 [topic] => 7 [informant] => TaintedSoul [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 6 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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