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[aid] => mick
[title] => Bridget the Midget meets the Ghost Moth prt 2
[time] => 2005-01-06 17:29:11
[hometext] => Hope you all like the exciting climax! Not that kind of climax...or is it?
[bodytext] => HA HA HA! You little midget Ghost Moth chuckled Now it is time to meet your doom Lock your poetry in a dark room That will show you tiny Bridget! Is that the best that you can do? I replied to him Have you no sense of rhyme Is your poetry this bad all the time? If so, I pity you Why you Mistress of mini sex How dare you insult my rhymes Act as though yours are good AS if you really could Write about anything other than sex! How can you rhyme sex with sex? That is just ignorant Some masterful poet you turned out to be Why Orpheus praises you I’ll never see Is your worked cursed with an evil hex? Okay Ghosty, I’m lying to you I really do admire your creativity But why does the Poetic Avenger Want do get rid of my poetry? Can we not get a long? Hold hands and sing a song Rhyme this end like Dr. Seuss And ride into the sunset on a purple moose? HA HA! Little Bridget you are one funny chick For your poems I now have much respect And so I will leave you now Ridding out on my florescent pink cow But first I would like to like to do “it” First you want to kill me Then you want to screw me? I am not your cheep whore For you I must now charge more Forget I ever mentioned it Who wants to get laid if you have to pay? So now she of little height I must bid you a good night Damn I was hoping you’d suck my… HEY!!! YOU CAN’T SAY THAT HERE!!! This is a family site, or so I’ve gathered So keep it clean you dirty bastard *Sigh* Men. They’ve all one track minds. [comments] => 5 [counter] => 217 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Bridget_theMidget_Powerz [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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