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High upon a hill
He wanted to make love to her
But she wasn't on the pill
There were many ways around this
But none of them were safe
They had lots of fun trying
It really made them laugh
But just for a little while
They were reliant on the rubbers
It was just a little too early
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Rubber Johnny!

Contributed by AliB on Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 04:41:51 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Johnny and AliB went walking
High upon a hill
He wanted to make love to her
But she wasn't on the pill
There were many ways around this
But none of them were safe
They had lots of fun trying
It really made them laugh
But just for a little while
They were reliant on the rubbers
It was just a little too early
For AliB to again become a mother!!

Copyright © AliB ... [ 2004-12-02 16:41:51]
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Re: Rubber Johnny! (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 04:43:12 PM AEST
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pmsl this was a hoot I loved it :) lololol great write Ali

pix xx

Re: Rubber Johnny! (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 06:31:12 PM AEST
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and so begins another series =]

Re: Rubber Johnny! (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 10:32:38 PM AEST
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roflmao u 2 are toooooooo much lol
Michelle

Re: Rubber Johnny! (User Rating: 1 )
by Silent-No-More on Friday, 3rd December 2004 @ 12:32:54 AM AEST
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I've just read your other two collaborations --- and honestly, I can't decide which I like the best. THIS... is an absolute delight! I think this one may be my favorite (but I won't swear to it)... I love the first four lines!

I should have this kind of fun! Maybe I should learn to "try" harder! lol
~SNM~

Re: Rubber Johnny! (User Rating: 1 )
by Dawny on Saturday, 4th December 2004 @ 02:45:48 AM AEST
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LMAO, This is great,,,really made me laugh.
Nice poem Ali

Love Dawny x

Re: Rubber Johnny! (User Rating: 1 )
by Dawny on Thursday, 16th December 2004 @ 07:11:23 AM AEST
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LMAO

Sorry, just got a mental picture of johhny using johhnys!!!!
How funny is this, what have you two been upo to I wonder!!!!

Excellent poem

Love Dawny xxx

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