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[sid] => 73565
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Monkey Snot
[time] => 2004-11-29 10:40:03
[hometext] => Just for fun...
[bodytext] => How far away was I, In the land of Beetlebot, When I came across a monkey, All covered in blue snot. With tears upon his face, So I turned to ask him why, But he simply looked away “Dappleduck has gone goodbye.” I crouched down beside him, Where he was perched on a rock. I searched for a tissue, But instead he grabbed my sock. Surprised to say was I, For I hadn’t expected this. But more a shock I got, When he leaned to give a kiss. Well what was I to do? Hurt his feelings, I think not. So a monkey I was kissing, Now I’m covered in blue snot! [comments] => 4 [counter] => 342 [topic] => 7 [informant] => dtborchert [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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