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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Visitor
[time] => 2004-11-28 09:48:27
[hometext] => This is something that happened not long ago in our family home.we still laugh about it,we called our visitor stuart!
[bodytext] => The Visitor It was the early hours When all was quiet & still Woken by screaming Someone shouting MUM! My heart was racing No time to think It came from the bathroom She was stood on the toilet,holding the sink What ever has happened ? Do you feel unwell? She looked at me fightened But i still couldnt tell Oh mum I was using the bathroom It came under the door A mouse soooo big ,It wasnt small She was very clear..... I'm not going to bed,untill it is found I wouldn't settle,with that thing running around We didn't find him on that night The poor thing ran fast All that screaming, probably gave him a fright! Two weeks past by He had the run of the house There was loads of sightings Of that darn mouse There were signs under the sofa & under the chair Little black droppings everywhere A solution to this had to be sought That darn mouse had to be caught! It happened again in the middle of the night! She screamed again !What a fright Its in my room! She yelled, as she ran past Right this is it I'll have to act fast I went to the shed to get that big box As alan put on armour of joggers & socks In we both went ,determined as hell! He was only small but...boy could he run And at 2am it wasnt much fun! An hour & a bit had gone by He ran so fast i was sure he could fly An olympic runner he was like We must of looked such a funny sight! Thought he'd drive us around the bend But we got him in the end! We let him run free ,over the road He was a pain,but a sweet little chap We couldnt have caught him in a trap. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 466 [topic] => 7 [informant] => julieh [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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