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[aid] => mick
[title] => Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part two )
[time] => 2004-11-24 08:11:46
[hometext] => Part two of the rasta Ducks. Extremely tight rhyming in this one, but it all fits! lol some versus you have to say a bit fast
[bodytext] => ..................... The Dodgy looking bloke, Who asked for a two toke, Was a giant, grey rabbit! " Hello duckies, my name's Buffy! " " Are you sure? " " Yes, I'm not bluffing! " " I can get you anything mate. " " Are you sure? " " Yes, don't hesitate! " The ducks agreed and swam along, Buffy returned home, had a bong! Uncle Bill found a pill, Will he take it? Yes he will! Baby thought if she would. " Maybe. " So they split it in half and they did pray-ee, If they'd survive this drug addiction, At least they don't do self infliction. By now the ducks were really tripping, They thought that the ground was dipping, Uncle Bill was f ' ing and flipping, ' Cos he noticed that around their pond that there weren't no chippings! " Yea Ali, give us summat else to stare at, All the grass that we eat ( and smoke ) are crap! " The ducks protested that they don't get meat, Like the dogs inside. " Yea, they cheat! " Bearing in mind, The ducks are out of their face, So they both sat down to christmas dinner, And Baby said grace....................... [comments] => 4 [counter] => 178 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Dan666 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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