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[sid] => 71179
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Canibles
[time] => 2004-11-12 00:59:25
[hometext] => slap stick/ made it up in a few seconds
[bodytext] => went to tha hood i said woops cuz i forgot my troops so i picked up my phone and called daRnail stoops boy this guys an animal he taught me the greater ways of the canibles so i asked him for recipe # 5 he said first you take 2 fingers a fore head and a thigh you want some extra flavor you can also add an eye but make sure its fresh that u skin em alive taste even better if you make em cry you can turn them into dip or you can also make a pie so i thanked mr.stoops then played a game of hoops asked the boys 2 supper even made a new recuit fingers,eyes,legs and toes your moms, your daddys, your sisters, your bros. it doesn't matter it tase good on that platter but dont forget 2 pour your self a glass of intestinal cider thank you daRnail stoops your such a pal i remember yor tip dont forget your towel i'm so stuffed i'll just say goodbye for now! (by the way daRnail's mother has no legs, but she still knows how to kick it!) (thats kinda funny cuz my dad has no arms, but he can still drop and give me 20) (my sister has no ears,but when i read her this poem, she said, "i heard that") THANK YOU DARNAIL STOOPS p.s. we are haveing a suprise dinner for daRnails birthday next week, and your all invited [comments] => 1 [counter] => 228 [topic] => 34 [informant] => timmy2scoops [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => SongLyrics )
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