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[aid] => mick
[title] => Slimey Creature Stomp/ A Ghostly Wedding Ceremony/ Once A Strange Occurence
[time] => 2004-11-03 15:32:34
[hometext] => From my epic-length poem New Incantations.
[bodytext] => Girls are grimey When the creatures are slimey So you walk into a swamp The guy does the Slimey Creature Stomp The girl goes wild over the guy She faints, she sighs More slimey creatures come to take her away The guy says "Come on, slime, I'll make you pay!" The creatures slam the guy into a steel guard rail By the side of the highway The girl went crying for help But the slimey creatures crawled near her Frightfully she grabbed a can of mace from her purse Which did little to phase them And they drew nearer... And nearer... and nearer... As it turns out all they wanted was a little kiss on the cheek from the girl After the ordeal, the girl said to the guy: "There's no slime like the present." .... The victimless ghost weds the headless ghost And their courtship is treasured Throughout the land of Sinaveve. Many attended their wedding ceremony Which was ten hours long And of the most notable guests There was the best man, man-of-fates, Who was singing his song: "I am the man-of-fates, You might catch me at the Pearly Gates, Or you might catch me at Hades' Gates, Where peril upon peril waits." He carries in his sash The skeleton key of Sinaveve Which opens the door to many portals .... A token for the esteem of ditch diggers Whom gained many a lad's trust A stain on the shelf is The captured spot where once A strange occurence took place No one sees the mad skeletons Scratching on the asylum walls [comments] => 2 [counter] => 155 [topic] => 13 [informant] => Lee [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => DarkPoetry )
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