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[hometext] => We all just want to fit in. I hope you have a great laugh. Please comment. I Love You Purple Headed Pub :o)
[bodytext] =>    Prof Groucho Cuddle 101 Advanced Studies " Johnny Exudes " Young Johnny was cool, funny, and smart His only problem is that he farts He just wanted to fit in with the crowd But he was always ripping them out loud He sat all alone at home one Friday night Ripping them loose and squeezing some tight Over the weekend, he mastered his new musical skill On Monday, he waited for the classroom to fill Suddenly the symphony started to blast The student’s were amazed at how long it did last The only bad thing is the smell that Johnny Exudes The ugly aftermath of consuming different foods He was very happy, yet filled with gloom The aroma had totally cleared the room Because of the awful stench that came from his rear His friends now will not even come near Johnny worked so hard to put on this show He just wanted to be accepted, you know This here poem is great words of poetic art About Johnny, who now no longer fart’s!!!!! James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 By James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles Copyright ©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved) Copyright ©2004 HeartFelt TM [comments] => 5 [counter] => 176 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MickeyPigKnuckles [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 19 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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