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[title] => Where Did It Go ôô
[time] => 2004-10-25 10:16:49
[hometext] => People are lost without their remote's. Have a good laugh and please comment. I Love You Purple Headed Pub :o)
[bodytext] => Just to see you smile Smiling Yet???? NO Ok just take a look below NOW YOU'RE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!! SultryRose's Signatures " Where Did It Go " One night while sitting down to watch some television I grabbed my faithful remote control to help with my decision Its always on the table beside my comfy chair A major panic struck me as its not there I was now stressed, looked around, where could it be? Without my remote, I can’t figure out my own TV Someone moved it, so I looked all around I felt the fright in my heart start to pound I finally found it under a book on the kitchen table I sat it down, fixed a snack, then went to view some cable I reached for my remote and somehow its gone So now I can’t turn my TV on Where Did It Go this time? As I meanly grouch It was stuffed under the cushions of the couch Now maybe I can watch that dad burn thing As I turn it on I hear the doorbell ring Once again I take my remote with me I will not let it go, I will not set it free I finish answering the door and return to my comfy chair Ready to watch some TV and discover my remote’s not there While answering the door, I was very happy with myself I realized I left it there on the shelf I am tired now and really think instead Since my show is over now, I’ll just go to bed!!!!! By James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles ©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved) Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM [comments] => 2 [counter] => 158 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MickeyPigKnuckles [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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