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Who invited me to join him for dinner,
He said when he ate
He left much on his plate,
Amazing! He never got thinner.
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The Fat Man's Enigna

Contributed by norm on Monday, 25th October 2004 @ 07:56:33 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I once knew a fat Mister Skinner,
Who invited me to join him for dinner,
He said when he ate
He left much on his plate,
Amazing! He never got thinner.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-10-25 07:56:33]
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Re: The Fat Man's Enigna (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Monday, 25th October 2004 @ 08:02:36 AM AEST
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I bet this left poor Skinner blue
I think I may have known him too
We meet such as these in our short life
I'm guessing the person I knew was his wife
Stitch

Re: The Fat Man's Enigna (User Rating: 1 )
by chocolate_girl on Monday, 25th October 2004 @ 04:29:50 PM AEST
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hehe :) :P

Re: The Fat Man's Enigna (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Friday, 29th October 2004 @ 10:30:29 PM AEST
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Don't you believe him.........he stuck some in his upper pocket, and ate it when he got home, out of your sight!!!!
Nice that you stay slim and trim......for a man of 28 that's easy to evatulate!!!
TeeHee
Love
ConSue

Re: The Fat Man's Enigna (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 12th January 2006 @ 09:43:15 PM AEST
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slow metabolism, or he was eating elsewhere lol, or snacked alot between those meals lol. Raquel Leah,very nice write, brought a wide smile to me, I thank you, and I introduce myself to you as Raquel Leah, nice to meet you Norm, I found out about you on one of Lovingcritters poems. say hello to your sweet wife for me as well.

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