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I hopped in the shower
so I could get clean,
these beady little eyes
were staring back at me.

There was no way I was going to take a shower
with that spider there,
that dang critter wouldn't leave me alone
so I could wash my hair.

I turned the water off
and he started climbing down the wall,
I was going to get that darn spider
even if it took me til fall.

I took a piece of paper
off the toilet roll,
I was going to kill him and
flush him down the toilet bowl.

I tried to squash it,
but it climbed down the web,
I tried a second time
and then he wound up dead.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
May.24/2004 [comments] => 8 [counter] => 188 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Cynthia [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Spider In The Shower

Contributed by Cynthia on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 11:16:49 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I hopped in the shower
so I could get clean,
these beady little eyes
were staring back at me.

There was no way I was going to take a shower
with that spider there,
that dang critter wouldn't leave me alone
so I could wash my hair.

I turned the water off
and he started climbing down the wall,
I was going to get that darn spider
even if it took me til fall.

I took a piece of paper
off the toilet roll,
I was going to kill him and
flush him down the toilet bowl.

I tried to squash it,
but it climbed down the web,
I tried a second time
and then he wound up dead.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
May.24/2004

Copyright © Cynthia ... [ 2004-10-22 11:16:49]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Spider In The Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 11:18:31 AM AEST
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eeeeeek I hate spiders too, they scare me to death lol funny poem, made me feel all nervous lolol

pixie xx

Re: Spider In The Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by inoc on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 11:22:55 AM AEST
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There is something I hate more than spiders...snakes!!!
nice poem too by the way Cynthia
cheers!~

Re: Spider In The Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by Kindredblood_dragon on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 11:51:45 AM AEST
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Dont like spiders, but they serve a part in life as do all creatures, lol unless you like having flies around.
Heh cool poem

Re: Spider In The Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by loveisendless on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 02:19:19 PM AEST
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AT LEAST THE ITTSY BITTSY SPIDER DIDN'T SIT BESIDE HER! SPIDERS SUCK BUT YOUR POEM WAS CUTE!!

Lots Of Love~DAN!!!

Re: Spider In The Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 03:46:21 PM AEST
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Really cute poem....loved this..
Hugs
Jenni

Re: Spider In The Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by Elven_Goddess on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 07:59:02 PM AEST
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I would like to say that I would do the same thing when I saw a spider in my shower. But actually, if I saw a spider in the shower, I would run and scream bloody murder. But good poem.
~Kayla~

Re: Spider In The Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Sunday, 24th October 2004 @ 06:25:35 PM AEST
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I hear ya friend.
My cats chase um down and kill um.
good write.
luv, huggs, smiles,
emy

Re: Spider In The Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by SLipSiX on Wednesday, 27th October 2004 @ 09:35:01 PM AEST
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I'm always nervous about spiders being in the shower, Heck before I even get in, I check all the corners, If there's a spider in there I will kill it, But i'll be so nervous to move in the shower and even reach for the soap or shampoo, Lol. Good words, Good rhyming scheme.

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