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[aid] => mick
[title] => He Squeezed My Grapefruit
[time] => 2004-10-19 10:13:06
[hometext] => I love making others laugh through good poetry. Please leave a comment. I Love You Purple Headed Pub :o)
[bodytext] => Signature Creations by PANDORASBOX8 " He Squeezed My Grapefruit " I am a young man of only fifteen Getting ready for a party this fine Halloween I think I am going to dress up as a lady I know, its kind of shady Pulling on some dark hose to cover my hair So other guest won’t sit there and stare I found some grapefruits to use for my breasts I felt some hard pressure on my chest The dress that I picked is pink and red I will have to be careful that my legs don’t spread The wig I am wearing is long black hair It feels like the tail from a mare I get to the party and play some games One guy hit on me, he is so lame We were sitting on the couch watching a movie Another guy whispered to me, you are really groovy He nibbled and then kissed on my ear Him finding out was my biggest fear He Squeezed my Grapefruit and it shot I jumped up and left, outta there I got!!!!! By James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles ©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved) Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM [comments] => 2 [counter] => 153 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MickeyPigKnuckles [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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