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[aid] => mick
[title] => Poked Again
[time] => 2004-10-13 10:42:48
[hometext] => Laughter is the best ever. Please enjoy and leave a comment. I Love You Purple Headed Pub :o)
[bodytext] => ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() " FancyLadyRider Sig's " " Poked Again " I went to the farmers market on a hot day Standing in line waiting to pay I felt something poking me in the behind I just kind of ignored it trying to be kind The long line was moving very slowly Suddenly I felt it again poking into me It poked me firmly right in my behind I reached around to feel it, here is what I find I touched it with my fingers it was hard and long It poking into my behind was so very wrong I wrapped my fingers around it moving up and down I’m glad no one noticed my embarrassed frown While my fingers held it, I was Poked Again I turned my head and saw a man standing with a grin I turned around red faced, the line moved up ahead One more poke from this man and he will be dead I made it to the cashier, paid for my food Then I felt another poke, this man is rude I turned around angry thinking what a bummer Then I saw his basket filled with a cucumber I was now embarrassed with nothing left to say As I left the farmers market on this hot day!!!!! By James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles © 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved) Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM [comments] => 4 [counter] => 195 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MickeyPigKnuckles [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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