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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Purpose of Offspring
[time] => 2004-10-07 21:04:22
[hometext] => In my Creative writting class we were assigned this awful assignment- to write about the worst chore ever- and hey, my poem turned out humorous. Yay for eclectic professors!
[bodytext] => Dingy water that you Can't see through. The smell of tuna and Dawn Mixed together makes me cringe as I yawn. For late at night I wash the dishes, In a daze thinking of life's wishes. My only thought for now, Is why and how Did these dishes get all that stuck To it? But maybe with some elbow grease and luck It will come up. This chore is worst of all, But to top it all off, I have to reach into The cold, raunchy water- Into the unknown of Mac-n-cheese and pork grease. This chore is why my parents had me. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 7 [informant] => silent_tears [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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