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[aid] => mick
[title] => 12 Minute Teeth
[time] => 2004-09-29 20:01:36
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[bodytext] => Dreamed I went, to One Hour Choppers, made me a impression, put it in the hopper, took me 12 minutes, to get some teeth, made me feel like, a low down thief, paying only fifty dollars, for them there teeth, until I sat me down, and started to eat, discovered I wouldn't, have to chew for a week, thank the Lord for them, 12 minute teeth I awoke, feeling real weak, knowing full well, I hadn't lost any teeth, only evidence left a heck of a whopper, too much drink, not enough stopper hope I never need, a One Hour Chopper Mac July 2004 [comments] => 3 [counter] => 184 [topic] => 54 [informant] => macmcgovern [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => happypoetry )
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