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Array ( [sid] => 64757 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The Silly Scotsman [time] => 2004-09-22 17:17:42 [hometext] => Another one of many humorous poems. Enjoy. [bodytext] => The silly scotsman
chews on bubble gum,
he sits in a rickety chair
on his fat bum.

He blows a bubble
gets it in his hair,
tries to get it out
while sitting in his chair.

He pulls and tugs
then falls on the floor,
he pulls his hair too hard
and rolls out the door.

He bumps into a little girl
and screams, "Help me wee lass,
I got gum in me hair
and farts comin' ou' me a**!"

I guess he shouldn't have
ate those cans of beans,
it was the funniest thing
I had ever seen.

He now sits
in his rickety chair,
with no bubble gum in his mouth
and a shiny head with no hair.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Aug.22/2004 [comments] => 6 [counter] => 161 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Cynthia [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The Silly Scotsman

Contributed by Cynthia on Wednesday, 22nd September 2004 @ 05:17:42 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

The silly scotsman
chews on bubble gum,
he sits in a rickety chair
on his fat bum.

He blows a bubble
gets it in his hair,
tries to get it out
while sitting in his chair.

He pulls and tugs
then falls on the floor,
he pulls his hair too hard
and rolls out the door.

He bumps into a little girl
and screams, "Help me wee lass,
I got gum in me hair
and farts comin' ou' me a**!"

I guess he shouldn't have
ate those cans of beans,
it was the funniest thing
I had ever seen.

He now sits
in his rickety chair,
with no bubble gum in his mouth
and a shiny head with no hair.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Aug.22/2004

Copyright © Cynthia ... [ 2004-09-22 17:17:42]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: The Silly Scotsman (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 22nd September 2004 @ 05:23:49 PM AEST
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YEAHHHH!!!
ROTFL!!
Bravo!!

Re: The Silly Scotsman (User Rating: 1 )
by ShadowDaughter on Wednesday, 22nd September 2004 @ 05:29:47 PM AEST
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Lol! Niiice . . . am loving the funny stuff, just keep it coming ^^.

--Nora

Re: The Silly Scotsman (User Rating: 1 )
by arden on Wednesday, 22nd September 2004 @ 05:47:45 PM AEST
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lol! this was great, really cute and clever. loved the ryhme, great poem girl.
5 stars
Becky

Re: The Silly Scotsman (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Wednesday, 22nd September 2004 @ 08:46:49 PM AEST
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=] well i certainly will never look at bubble gum the same.

Re: The Silly Scotsman (User Rating: 1 )
by Hurretje on Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 03:43:27 AM AEST
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Poor wee Scot... But I'm glad you witnessed it, so you could tell us about it...
Great work!
Hugs,
Hur

Re: The Silly Scotsman (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 10:19:55 PM AEST
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cynthia this is hilarious, lololol!!!! hugs n' love nessa

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