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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => BUSH Vs JESUS: THE SLEAZE CAMPAIGN
[time] => 2004-09-16 11:59:49
[hometext] => Please view image: http://www.geocities.com/kaneix/jesus.gif
[bodytext] => My name is George W Bush And I get my inspiration from reading ‘My Pet Goat’ on a daily basis You know I can read more into it Than I can my faeces! Yes, I study them too! You know we can’t trust this guy who’s running for office. Some creep by the name of Jesus. His policies are as far from mine As a human from a rhesus Hmm, now that I look in the mirror Maybe the gap is NOT so wide! But between me and Jesus? There IS a HUGE divide! That man would ruin you Taking all your taxes Giving them to the poor You know that giving to the RICH Is the ONLY cure! And he’s soft on crime Man is he a fool! Such a wimp And I’m the chimp Who knows that death is COOL! Why in Texas we killed and killed Into their arms we drilled And you know I really thrilled To see those suckers die? But this guy Jesus He’d forgive your foes! He’d have supreme compassion I’d like to punch his nose! He’d leave you exposed To old Saddam, to that Osama too! He’d tell you UNDERSTAND them and their heinous crew! I just don’t think I find that’s the best way I think killing’s the right option It’s for THAT I pray! Nah, you don’t want this Jesus creep He is a pinko sure He and I are miles away! Death and Destruction THAT’S the cure! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 182 [topic] => 41 [informant] => steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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