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Array ( [sid] => 60575 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => A Guy to Avoid [time] => 2004-08-18 12:03:14 [hometext] => Girls, things can't be this bad [bodytext] => This man is exceptionally rude,
Even exponentially crude,
With a mouth like a sewer,
A woman, he'd boo her,
A very obnoxious-type dude.

Some gals admire this guy,
Themselves to this guy they will tie,
They'll sit down and weep
Somehow for this creep,
And live their whole life a fat lie.

Some poets I'm sure I can sense,
Are dealing with these kind of gents
You want my advice
You need not be nice.
For them I would give not two cents.
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A Guy to Avoid

Contributed by norm on Wednesday, 18th August 2004 @ 12:03:14 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



This man is exceptionally rude,
Even exponentially crude,
With a mouth like a sewer,
A woman, he'd boo her,
A very obnoxious-type dude.

Some gals admire this guy,
Themselves to this guy they will tie,
They'll sit down and weep
Somehow for this creep,
And live their whole life a fat lie.

Some poets I'm sure I can sense,
Are dealing with these kind of gents
You want my advice
You need not be nice.
For them I would give not two cents.




Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-08-18 12:03:14]
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Re: A Guy to Avoid (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 18th August 2004 @ 12:15:32 PM AEST
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Humorous write! :-) Sometimes with poet guys who are angry (it's hip to be angry these days) it is hard to tell if they are like that with every person or just certain people they are mad at. Great limerick!


Re: A Guy to Avoid (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Wednesday, 18th August 2004 @ 12:53:50 PM AEST
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For me, this poem did earn
thoughts of a guy called Stern
If it's not about him
I must read it again
For about these bad gents I should learn
Stitch


Re: A Guy to Avoid (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Wednesday, 18th August 2004 @ 03:19:07 PM AEST
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roflmao Norm your so funny Iv already learned my lesson I got rid of the sewer poopy gent lol life is good now without any stinky round
michelle


Re: A Guy to Avoid (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 18th August 2004 @ 04:19:06 PM AEST
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well done norm!!


Re: A Guy to Avoid (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Thursday, 19th August 2004 @ 09:39:57 AM AEST
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Laughinggggggggggggggg! Well written as usual in your humorous sort of way.

*Makes the sign of the cross*

Hoping to not only avoid that guy but to keep my rosary beads close.

I liked this poem Norm.

Kie


Re: A Guy to Avoid (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Friday, 20th August 2004 @ 06:50:25 PM AEST
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FANTASTIC WRITE...........Wish everyone would take your advice!!!! Why is it we woman like to suffer? I lived with a louse for many a year! Never dropped a tear........I cried a whole bucket full........Why do we do that Norm?.......do you have any idea?
Loved this poem........hope everyone reads it. Very good advice here from a wonderful "Pro"
Love
consue




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