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[sid] => 59117
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => There Once Was a Girl From Saskatchewan...
[time] => 2004-08-06 10:25:01
[hometext] => Limericks are such fun! *s*
[bodytext] => There once was a party-goer from Saskatchewan Couldn't decide which coat, or hat to put on So she dyed her hair black, Painted a white stripe down her back, And ate beans, to make herself flatulant, - then went to the party as a skunk. Here's another: There once was a man named Mike Who professed he'd once dated a dike, When asked how it went, He allowed she'd left him half spent, And she also tied a knot in his spike. Stoney [comments] => 2 [counter] => 201 [topic] => 58 [informant] => Stoney1 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => limericks )
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