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[title] => Used Car Salesman
[time] => 2004-07-19 05:21:04
[hometext] => Absolutely never go out to buy a car without first checking on the internet about the dubious, if not downright immoral practices of car salesmen...
[bodytext] => Mistake not His sleazy grin For the smile Of a friend, He is a predator And his young Are mean and Cowardly curs With hearts as cold As their baleful eyes Salivating after The hapless lamb These are worse Than the rabid wolf For they have The mind of Man A couple of years ago, the wife and I traded in our old pickup for a '98 Pontiac Grand Am Special Edition. We were successful in negotiating a fair deal at the first two levels of used car dealer chicanery. It was at the 3rd level where I relaxed my vigil, thinking that all of the negotiating was over and that we had a deal. This is when you're in the administrator's office drawing up the formal papers. Before I realized it, they managed to crack on another $4,000 and change in add-ons. We managed to extract ourselves from most of the add-on debt, but it still cost us an extra $250. Needless to say, my bunkhole is still sore! You know, I've never come out of a new or used car dealership yet without feeling that I've been royally and truly shafted. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 6 [informant] => Stoney1 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry )
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