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[aid] => Mick
[title] => The Britney Spears Meltdown
[time] => 2002-10-25 11:30:00
[hometext] => a satire of britney spears. i had a lot of fun writing this
[bodytext] => I saw Britney and said, "She's pretty!"
So I went and bought her latest CD I wondered why she couldn't sing And I couldn't understand anything: If she's not a girl and not a woman Then I hope she's not a guy Because then I'd be gay If she's always whining about being scared of her boyfriend Then why does she keep on saying Hit me baby one more time? If she's so lucky That she's a star Then that explains why she has such a bad voice If she's not a girl and not a woman Then I hope she's not a guy Because then I'd be gay --------------------------------------- I decided to break the CD RIght then, I had to go pee But I didn't make it to the bathroom in time Oops, I did it again [comments] => 3 [counter] => 364 [topic] => 7 [informant] => kevinTHEpreoccupied [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 16 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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