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[aid] => mick
[title] => Monkey Butts and Puppy Cuts
[time] => 2004-06-25 00:49:42
[hometext] => This is just silly...and a little weird. Fun with words and rhyming and a little imagery.
[bodytext] => Monkey butts and puppy cuts, they are so sad to me For when a monkey turns around, its butt is all you see And I can stand all forms of torture that one could recommend But a wailing pup and a bloody stump is where my wits do end. But alas, this is the least concern of a world so full of strife Where a darkened room and hanging sheet, bring all nightmares to life Such foolish, unabated, childlike fears are not erased And for sleep's sake, I removed that sheet and put it in its place. Base logic says such thoughts as these must then come to naught But even la vie en rose admits the cup overflow'd with rot Put away your fears of childish years and conquer here this day Righteous fools forget your rules, for you do not what you say The sea will bring home all that's lost and leave it on the shore Your tears will wash her waters clean ‘til you can cry no more Head to the north, along the surf you lost and dirty souls Walk only where the path is paved with hot and burning coals. Bring down the heavens and lift up the earth Do away with the pain and away with the mirth Leave her to heaven or send her to hell Fill her up slowly or empty her shell Leave your dog a prosthetic, some pants to an ape Forget all life's colors but remember the shape. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 149 [topic] => 7 [informant] => marina [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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