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Array ( [sid] => 50930 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The joys of owning a computer [time] => 2004-06-08 08:29:38 [hometext] => there is a reason spyware was created [bodytext] => how many are there really?
and how can you keep them straight
As you lean over the keyboard
**** in hand
drooling for lubrication
eyes popping from your head
typing nonsense that you've spewed so many times
can't even be original
in your cyber come-on lines
PM's , IM's
web cams and emails
phone numbers, yes i do pay the phone bill
how many have you **** off to
in the silence of the night
how many know you do
as they're so unaware
sitting across the country/town
and typing "innocent" nonsense

computers are a lovely thing
maybe you could do a sales pitch
on the joys of owning a computer
for those that have a ***** of a wife
how anonymous faces could love you
they don't have to need you
as they ****** their crotch
or at least say they do

how many know you're married
and a child sleeps in the next room
how many care
how many lies do you come up with
to make them feel better
that of course it's not cheating
it's not even really sex
when in fact
yes it's true
while "innocently" typing
they're as much a slut as you
no better than a whore on the streets
you all need your fingers "sewn shut"

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The joys of owning a computer

Contributed by stitches on Tuesday, 8th June 2004 @ 08:29:38 AM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry

how many are there really?
and how can you keep them straight
As you lean over the keyboard
**** in hand
drooling for lubrication
eyes popping from your head
typing nonsense that you've spewed so many times
can't even be original
in your cyber come-on lines
PM's , IM's
web cams and emails
phone numbers, yes i do pay the phone bill
how many have you **** off to
in the silence of the night
how many know you do
as they're so unaware
sitting across the country/town
and typing "innocent" nonsense

computers are a lovely thing
maybe you could do a sales pitch
on the joys of owning a computer
for those that have a ***** of a wife
how anonymous faces could love you
they don't have to need you
as they ****** their crotch
or at least say they do

how many know you're married
and a child sleeps in the next room
how many care
how many lies do you come up with
to make them feel better
that of course it's not cheating
it's not even really sex
when in fact
yes it's true
while "innocently" typing
they're as much a slut as you
no better than a whore on the streets
you all need your fingers "sewn shut"

Copyright © stitches ... [ 2004-06-08 08:29:38]
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Re: The joys of owning a computer (User Rating: 1 )
by TheWordChirugeon on Tuesday, 8th June 2004 @ 09:19:01 AM AEST
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A poem on the evils of cybersex? Dude, get a life.

Re: The joys of owning a computer (User Rating: 1 )
by stitches on Tuesday, 8th June 2004 @ 09:30:48 AM AEST
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ahhh...intelligience abounds from a posting ID. If you're using the word DUDE, it shouldn't be my choice of topics in question, more likely your low IQ.

Re: The joys of owning a computer (User Rating: 1 )
by stitches on Tuesday, 8th June 2004 @ 09:59:06 AM AEST
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Well "DUDE", you have come near it twice, and I'm sure you'll return again. Strike a chord with you does it?
It's posted under sarcastic poetry for a reason, and finger's sewn shut(notice it's in quotations) is a metaphor. Or is that too big of a word? Not quite in the same vocabulary stature as "DUDE" but maybe you have a dictionary.

Re: The joys of owning a computer (User Rating: 1 )
by Black13 on Tuesday, 8th June 2004 @ 11:06:00 AM AEST
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Don't waste your breath on him Stitches. He isn't worth the time. It can't appreciate nor write poetry. It is about to get hurt very badly though if it doesn't listen to what I told it.

I like this one. It's not like the ones that you started posting here but it is good and rather funny to me. Heh.
Outside of that I'll keep my mouth shut. :)

Re: The joys of owning a computer (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 8th June 2004 @ 07:37:33 PM AEST
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I wanted to comment but.......my fingers are sewn shut??? lol This is a truthful poem and it made alot of sense to me, stitch. So you just keep on writing, sarcastic or otherwise.
Angel always...godspeed...joni

Re: The joys of owning a computer (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Wednesday, 9th June 2004 @ 07:11:28 AM AEST
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This was a different style of writing by you and I found alot of dark realistic humor within it.

It makes me wonder if computers are good or bad things or if it depends on the user's state of mind and intentions.

Did I say I liked it? Well I certainly did.

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