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Array ( [sid] => 47441 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Selectively Documented [time] => 2004-05-13 23:16:34 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Today, it is raining dictionaries.
Why, this page,
this word,
this line, this
Friend n.
-A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
-A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
-A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.


Pardon for a second!!
[watch me crabwalk, belly up]
Saints be damned, Roger,
I'm being pelted by these blasted dictionaries!!

Woosie Woo Wooo!
(I've been hit!)

#cough# Ah yes, now, then...
{Aieee!! Internal bleeding,}
{lying on the ground twitching, fun fun.}
Friend! Yes well #cough# this is you
Oy! Phil up this wine glass,
peasant, #cough#
good with cheese and no I did not
spell it wrong. What DO you think I am,
a Sarcophagus? #cough#
..sarcophegii...?

...dictionaries thudding all around me...

Oh Crusty Chicken,
i've just damn well been hit again!
{the apple pie in my pocket has been crushed
to oblivian!
my pants are wet.
Oh well, I seem to have lost control
of my anal sphincter!}

Splat,
"Cough."

Well, you've been wonderful
and I daren't say:
I've quite formulated
no way to repay you.

"Gasp, Wheeze."

I'd prefer,
(I would)
cats and dogs, I wonder

if my sister would like a slightly dented dictionary

It's her birthday sometime
several times
throughout the course of the entire
Ancient Egyptian History.
(selectively documented)


[comments] => 3 [counter] => 145 [topic] => 64 [informant] => SensitiveSoAbused [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => ambiguous )
Selectively Documented

Contributed by SensitiveSoAbused on Thursday, 13th May 2004 @ 11:16:34 PM in AEST
Topic: ambiguous



Today, it is raining dictionaries.
Why, this page,
this word,
this line, this
Friend n.
-A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
-A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
-A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.


Pardon for a second!!
[watch me crabwalk, belly up]
Saints be damned, Roger,
I'm being pelted by these blasted dictionaries!!

Woosie Woo Wooo!
(I've been hit!)

#cough# Ah yes, now, then...
{Aieee!! Internal bleeding,}
{lying on the ground twitching, fun fun.}
Friend! Yes well #cough# this is you
Oy! Phil up this wine glass,
peasant, #cough#
good with cheese and no I did not
spell it wrong. What DO you think I am,
a Sarcophagus? #cough#
..sarcophegii...?

...dictionaries thudding all around me...

Oh Crusty Chicken,
i've just damn well been hit again!
{the apple pie in my pocket has been crushed
to oblivian!
my pants are wet.
Oh well, I seem to have lost control
of my anal sphincter!}

Splat,
"Cough."

Well, you've been wonderful
and I daren't say:
I've quite formulated
no way to repay you.

"Gasp, Wheeze."

I'd prefer,
(I would)
cats and dogs, I wonder

if my sister would like a slightly dented dictionary

It's her birthday sometime
several times
throughout the course of the entire
Ancient Egyptian History.
(selectively documented)






Copyright © SensitiveSoAbused ... [ 2004-05-13 23:16:34]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Selectively Documented (User Rating: 1 )
by lostinmyself on Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 04:13:54 AM AEST
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this really made me smile!! good write hun,
*hugs* love phil xxx


Re: Selectively Documented (User Rating: 1 )
by Spike on Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 04:45:49 AM AEST
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I prostate - no, prostrate myself before your obtuse genius. Brilliant!! 5 stars and a small moon. Spike


Re: Selectively Documented (User Rating: 1 )
by Broken_Skin on Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 09:05:55 AM AEST
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well the lemon cheese seemed to think so. 5 stars and a large purple rhino.JOLLY GOOD SHOW!!! Splendid x




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