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[bodytext] => Today, it is raining dictionaries. Why, this page, this word, this line, this Friend n. -A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts. -A person whom one knows; an acquaintance. -A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade. Pardon for a second!! [watch me crabwalk, belly up] Saints be damned, Roger, I'm being pelted by these blasted dictionaries!! Woosie Woo Wooo! (I've been hit!) #cough# Ah yes, now, then... {Aieee!! Internal bleeding,} {lying on the ground twitching, fun fun.} Friend! Yes well #cough# this is you Oy! Phil up this wine glass, peasant, #cough# good with cheese and no I did not spell it wrong. What DO you think I am, a Sarcophagus? #cough# ..sarcophegii...? ...dictionaries thudding all around me... Oh Crusty Chicken, i've just damn well been hit again! {the apple pie in my pocket has been crushed to oblivian! my pants are wet. Oh well, I seem to have lost control of my anal sphincter!} Splat, "Cough." Well, you've been wonderful and I daren't say: I've quite formulated no way to repay you. "Gasp, Wheeze." I'd prefer, (I would) cats and dogs, I wonder if my sister would like a slightly dented dictionary It's her birthday sometime several times throughout the course of the entire Ancient Egyptian History. (selectively documented) [comments] => 3 [counter] => 145 [topic] => 64 [informant] => SensitiveSoAbused [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => ambiguous )
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