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[bodytext] => There once was a man named Dick He had a sidekick named Nick Nick and Dick were actors in a flick They always drove a boat and got seasick Dick and Nick were superheros in the Atlantic Nick fought with a stick And Dick fought with a toothpick They weren't ordinary superhero picks Their main enemy was a tick His name was Rick Rick always used a dropkick This worked very well against two sticks But Nick and Dick knew some tricks One day, Nick and Dick were having a picnic When all of a sudden they get hit by this hick This hick wasn't no ordinary dipstick He was Rick's sidekick But Nick and Dick weren't psychics The hick, wearing a tunic Whips out his broomstick Dick runs into a frenzied panic Nick stays calm and hits the hick with his stick The hick gets hit in the stomach Then, The hick gets knocked out by some bricks That were thrown by Dick They checked out the hick's pockets And found out he was Rick's sidekick Dick and Nick decided to go after Rick the tick They got to his house and they heard some music They followed it and there was Rick Laying peacefully in his hammock So they sneaked up to Rick, carrying a yardstick Little did they know, Rick was slick He knew about his sidekick the hick So Rick the tick played a trick On Dick and Nick Dick and Nick went up slowly to Rick They struck Rick with the yardstick But Rick was as hard as a rock in a crick Dick and Nick realized it wasn't Rick It was a trick! They both ran away quick But there was Rick Towering over them with a pick Dick pulled out his toothpick "Once and for all we will get rid of this Rick the tick" Said Dick Nick pulled out his stick Agreeing with Dick Right then Rick the tick took a swing at Nick Dick passed Nick his toothpick And Nick put the toothpick in Rick "You stab me with a tootpick!?" Exclaimed Rick the tick Little did Rick know, the toothpick was toxic In a few seconds Rick the tick Left the world, his life so tragic Nick and Dick had finally rid themselves of Rick and the hick So They decided to go home to Trixsy and Derek The parents of Nick and Dick For they were homesick They took a cruise across the Atlantic On a boat where they got seasick The cruise was so scenic That they forgot about getting seasick One night, feeling homesick They met two chicks Both wearing red lipstick They had fun, Nick and Dick The time of their lives with these two chicks These two chicks ended up getting married to Dick and Nick And they all lived happily ever after in the Atlantic [comments] => 0 [counter] => 146 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Dominator [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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